Shark Bite

You may recall a homily back during Advent when I recounted to the children a strange dream Fr. Scott had and, as a result, one of the kids relayed in graphic detail how a shark could (and I quote) "bite your face off."  Well, some kind and generous (and good humored) parishioners just got back from a month in Florida, where they were inspired to buy a little gift to add to my hat collection:

Somehow, I thought you might enjoy that!  Of course, I won't be wearing it around the house, for fear of giving Fr. Scott nightmares...